For those who have been naughty and waited till the last minute to figure out what to get their loved one(s), we here at TnO have come up with a spicy meatball of a list that may get your, uh, stocking stuffed in the bedroom after your partner rips open the wrapping paper on these hush puppies.

Delight Rechargeable
Want to rock the clit and g-spot but sick of batteries dying and can't seem to locate an extension cord for your plug-in vibes? Well, Fun Factory brings vibe design to an ultimate new height with Delight. Made of non-porous and phthalate-free silicone and hard plastic, this rechargeable, simultaneous external/internal vibrator charges in its own sexy, discreet case. The convenient handle accommodates both solo and partner play, and also helps to make the g spot and clitoral zones accessible at once with different intensities and pulsations. The rechargeable battery lasts 90 mins. at high speed and takes three hours to charge fully. (4" x 1 3/4")
$172. Available at: Come As You Are, 701 Queen Street West, 416-504-7934.

Nexxtech Rechargeable Wand Massager
I haven't tried this vibe, but I passed by it at a Circuit City and it caught my eye. Its three massage surfaces help "work deep into muscle for total relaxation." And hey, it's on clearance and less than $10. Worth a shot!
$9.99. Available at: The Source: Circuit City, selected locations. Check Web site for details.

Just In Case Bling Condom Compact
Looking for a little glitter? To the untrained eye, a Just In Case Condom Compact appears to be a regular makeup compact... but just flip up the false bottom, and the real contents are revealed. These condom compacts are the perfect gift for anyone who wants to practice discreet safe sex in style! Special edition Bling Condom Compacts are beautifully adorned with genuine Swarovski Crystals. For a little less bling, but more budget, there's a $20 version also available.
$195. Available at: Come As You Are, 701 Queen West, 416-504-7934.

Tuyo Vibromasseur
Resembling a CCTV camera, this orb is definitely a unique vibrator to roll across our desk. But don't worry - you won't be caught on tape doing the nasty. The Tuyo Vibromasseur features five intense patterns of vibration and three different speeds all in a sexy and discreet package. Made of phthalate-free hard plastic, silicone and a glamourous stainless steel ring, the Tuyo is splashproof and each one comes with a satin-lined case for storage almost as sexy as the Tuyo itself. 3 x AAA batteries.
$80. Available at: Come As You Are, 701 Queen West, 416-504-7934.

Porn Wars
For the porn connoisseur, who delights in high-action and special effect, Porn Wars is an amazing X-rated tribute to the original. Packed with CGI ('07 AVN winner best special effects), wicked "spaceship/galaxy/planet" shots, and great wardrobe, the molten-hot sex is your cherry on top. Plus Porn Wars is a 2 disc set with bonus features you won't want to miss (and actually want to watch) such as behind-the-scenes and making of this over-the-top production.
$29. Available at: Come As You Are, 701 Queen West, 416-504-7934.

Go Green, Go Sexy Kit
The sexy environmentalist is going to melt with this gift! The rechargeable vibe is made from safe, non-toxic materials, the Hathor lube is chock full of all natural ingredients and the beautiful massage candle doubles as a source of light, and you can re-use the tin afterwards!
The Go Green, Go Sexy kit includes the Phantasy Vibrator (rechargeable), 50ml Hathor Aphrodisia Lubricant, Vanilla Cream Flame of Love Massage Candle (it's a candle, it's an oil and a reusable tin!) (Regular value: $198.70).
$180. Available at: Good For Her, 175 Harbord St., 416-588-0900.

OhMiBod
Music is My Hot Hot Sex, indeed. This rocket-style vibrator comes with everything you need to turn your iPod (or walkman or discman) into a rhythmic self-love experience. The OhMiBod plugs directly into your iPod's headphone jack and vibrates along with your playlist. The best part is that you control the intensity with a combination of song selection and volume control. 2 x AA batteries. (5 3/4" x 1"). Bow-chica-wow-wow.
$95. Available at: Come As You Are, 701 Queen West, 416-504-7934.

Intercourses: An Aphrodisiac Cookbook
A perfect holiday gift for the gourmet, Intercourses 10th Anniversary Edition is bursting with over 200 pages of aphrodisiac recipes. Why not curl up by the fire while munching on some chocolate torte dressed with berries? Or try your luck with some sexy honey drenched figs. Either way this book is sure to keep the home fires burning. Hardcover.
$40.95. Available at: Come As You Are, 701 Queen Street West, 416-504-7934.

Stacked Decks
A wonderful historical book, Stacked Decks is one for the collection. Lovers of vintage erotic playing cards will have a field day within the pages of this book. With illustrated cards dating from 1835 to present day, Stacked Decks documents popular culture, the history of sex, and changes in views on beauty and the female body from a unique perspective. Hardcover.
$29.95. Available at: Come As You Are, 701 Queen Street West, 416-504-7934.

Half-naked firefighter or cowboy patterned apron
Featured at the last Clothing Show, Earth Angel Designs have come up with a plethora of awesome aprons, patterned with whatever your fancy is - be it hunky firefighters, Brokeback Mountain cowboys or sweaty construction workers. Hint: wear in the boudoir instead of the kitchen: less oil splashed = less permanent physical damage.
For pricing and more info, contact designer Angelica Stahl at astahl@europe.com or 416-536-8172.